How I Took My Morning from Absolute Chaos to Controlled Chaos

(And Why It Changed My Whole Day)

For a long time, my mornings looked like this:
Alarms ignored. Clothes thrown on in a rush. Teeth brushed while mentally building a to-do list. Sprinting out the door with a half-full coffee cup and a tight chest.

I didn’t realize how much that chaotic start was leaking stress into my entire day. It set the tone for everything. And not in a good way.

I’m still not a morning person, and I’m definitely not sitting cross-legged with lemon water at sunrise, but I’ve found a rhythm that works. It’s not perfect. It’s not influencer-worthy. But it’s mine. And it made a huge difference.

Step 1: The Alarm Trick That Gets Me Out of Bed

I physically can’t trust myself with a phone next to the bed. I’ll snooze it. Or scroll. Or convince myself that five more minutes won’t matter (they always do).

So I started putting my phone across the room. Now I have to get up to turn off the alarm. Some days I stand there, staring at the bed like it betrayed me—but most days, I stay up. Which is a win.

And yes, I know snoozing is supposedly terrible for your brain and body and spiritual alignment. But it feels amazing. I’m not giving it up entirely. I’m just managing the damage.

Step 2: Streamlined Showers and Getting Ready on Autopilot

No more chaos showers. I keep it simple—shower, 5-minute face, dry shampoo if needed, clothes I don’t hate. I’ve picked a few go-to outfits that make me feel pulled together even when I’m half-awake. I keep them clean and ready so I don’t start the day yelling “What am I even supposed to wear!?”

This part of my routine isn’t fancy, but it saves so much mental energy. I don’t want to make decisions before coffee. I want autopilot.

Step 3: My Husband = Morning MVP

Every morning, my husband makes me coffee and a smoothie. I don’t even ask anymore—he just does it. It’s the kind of small act that makes a huge difference. I grab both on my way out the door and feel like maybe I’m getting it together. Even if I’m still slightly late.

If you don’t have someone making you smoothies, I recommend prepping something the night before and sticking it in the fridge with a sticky note that says, “I care about you. Drink this before you forget how to function.”

Step 4: A Pre-Doorway Reset

Before I leave, I’ve started taking 30 seconds to pause. Sometimes it’s just a deep breath. Sometimes it’s a little mantra like:

  • “It’s okay if you’re not early.”

  • “You’ve done this before. You can do it again.”

  • “You remembered deodorant. That’s enough.”

It doesn’t change what’s waiting at work, but it changes how I walk into it.

Gentle Upgrades I’m Trying (No Pressure, Just Peace)

These aren’t daily musts. They’re just small things I’m testing that help mornings feel a little softer, more mine.

  • Lemon water before coffee – I do this most mornings and again in the afternoon. It actually helps me feel more alert without replacing the joy of coffee.

  • A quick walk outside – Just five minutes makes a difference. Fresh air, some movement, and a pause before the grind starts.

  • Lo-fi playlist instead of checking my phone – Silence is good. Music is better.

  • Airplane mode for the first 15 minutes – Fewer notifications = fewer cortisol spikes before 7 a.m.

  • A scoop of greens or minerals in my water – On heavy mornings when I feel like a dry sponge.

I used to think a chaotic morning was just part of life—something you deal with because you're busy or tired or not “a morning person.”

But I didn’t realize how much that chaos was carrying into the rest of my day. Simplifying my mornings—even just a little—created this calm ripple effect that made everything feel more doable.

Now, most days start with controlled chaos. And that’s enough.

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